Iona Lott and Super Banana do Divinity's Reach

I came to Divinity's Reach with my old friend and traveling companion, Super Banana. He's somewhat lewd, but always a blast. I had just gotten all new clothes, hair, nails, nose job, the works (having tired of my "goody two shoes" image "The Ethereal Mage") for my new tough rocker image.....and all the s*x, dr*gs, and rock 'n roll I could ever want. I came to visit two childhood friends, Jenny and LT, who are apparently an item. It turns out that LT is Chief of Police, who would have thunk it. I'll go give him some sh*t about that. On the way there, I visit a few places, and whip out my bass a play some for the masses. Anyway, I get to LT's place, he wants to be called Logan now. Still the world's biggest flirt. We go out drinking with Logan & Lt. Groban; I and I bring the house down, literally.....and that Groban a-hole arrests me! End up spending the night in LT's jail; I've been in worse. They have a unique drunk tank, by the time you're sober enough to figure out you can walk out between the bars, it's time to go home. Anyway, I head over to Jenny's place. I arrive just in time to fry the Sylvari ambassador, lying b*stard. Jenny's looking fairly chill, so I whip out my guitar and play....you guessed it...Queen...Another One Bites the Dust, the world's best bass rif. She starts to cut the rug...that babe has some moves! She knows all about LT's stuff, and amuses herself by sending clones to flirt with him. Next comes more wine, and I stagger home after midnight. What a fun city! See you guys later.