Fabulous Daredevil

"No one ever died from a broken heart. But a heart sliced from their chest while they looked on screaming? Not gonna lie. That's killed a couple people." Do you have annoying colleagues at work? Did your neighbour's dog do his dirty business in your front yard again, ON PURPOSE? Do you have debtors constantly bothering you? Is your ex telling all your friends how many seconds you last in bed? Are you mad that you can't go over there and crack their skulls yourself? Then call me and I'll do it for you! I stab, smash, crack, steal, burn, erase and completely evaporise whatever you want me to for a low price while looking good! Just send me a carrier pidgeon with a name, my standard operating fee and your favorite body part and I'll go over there and personally smash it! Disclaimer: The Corporation Fabulous Daredevils can not be held accountable for any injuries and/or deaths that occur during our daily operations. We are professional violent maniacs, so be nice and leave it to us, actually don't use violence, be a nice person, make the world a better place, we'll make it worse (after you pay us).