Desert Ambassador

Sharkey's torn on what he thinks of Elona. On one hand, it's so much fun! All the sights, the food, the coffee, the activities, the coffee, the call to adventure, the coffee... you get the idea. On the other hand, Elona introduced Sharkey to the one thing he hates more than sand: all of that suffocating sulfur! Blech. But he absolutely adores all of this Elonian armor, so for sake of fashion (and coffee), it's off to the wilds of the Crystal Desert! The sacrifices one makes to look good...