Yolo Von Bieberswag

"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain..." -Innocent Bystander, Last Words- "It's like a bag of Skittles took human form, did the fusion dance with a jar of glitter, and ate a Tide Pod." -Leading Scientist- What words can describe the optical whiplash experienced by those who behold, but are unable to look away from this garish slap-in-the-face to conventional aesthetic taste? What of the poor victims whose very eyes spiraled downward into nihilistic meaninglessness after witnessing such an aggressively-tasteless, seizure-inducing abomination? Who will pay to have the spazzy-colored photons surgically removed from the unsuspecting retinas of those who have seen the most fabulous eldritch horror to grace the mortal plane? I dunno.